Impaling the Wazoo

Truly, I'm overinsured!

. . . at home

I have car insurance: $132/mo

I have contents insurance: $13/mo

I have fire insurance: $75/mo

I have life insurance: $57/mo

I have health insurance: (our socialist system at work)

. . . at school

I have disability insurance: $74

I have employment insurance: $82

I have more life insurance: $4

I have more medical insurance: $17

What could possibly go wrong? In fact, I'm paying nearly as much for insurance as I am for food these days to ensure nothing will go wrong.